What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!
What did the cat say to the elephant?
Meow.
What did the grape say to the elephant?
Nothing, grapes can't talk.
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
You see elephant tracks in the butter.
How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?
Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?
Time to get a new car.
What's big and gray and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!
What's gray and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What do elephants do for laughs?
Tell people jokes.
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