Today's Music Playlist -
Puddle of Mudd songs (thanks to Shane :P)
Today's Reading Book -
Cold Mountain by Charles Frazier (for book group)
Today's Joke -
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A: 1. Open door 2. Insert elephant 3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open door 2. Remove elephant 3. Insert giraffe 4. Close door
The king of the jungle, the lion, decided to have a party. He invited every animal in the jungle but one didn't come. Which one?
A: The giraffe, because it was stuck in the fridge.

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